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Life is like when you are driving, sometimes you go faster, by letting go of the accelerator. Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road. - Amit Kalantri. Driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 and above is illegal in every state. - Chuck Taylor.
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Engelbert Humperdinck Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns The biggest mistake that you can make is to believe that you are working for somebody else. Job security is gone. The driving force of a career must come from the individual.
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Driving Quotes Quotes tagged as "driving" Showing 1-30 of 260 "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers." ― Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50 tags: driving , human-beings , united 989 likes Like
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1 Don't be a wimp. Jump! 2 What a sad world we live in. 3 Nothing's more dangerous than a crazed wife. 4 Don't let me down, Optimus Prime. 5 I'm tired of hearing about babies on board. 6 An eternal black spot on his record. 7 Watch out drivers. She just stepped in a thousand pound death train. 8 Look, a puppy. How terrifying. 9
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The following quotes are so true for those who love being out there and take long drives! 1. " Sometimes the most scenic roads in life are the detours you didn't mean to make. " - Angela N Blount 2. " No road is long with good company. " - Turkish proverb 3. " The road goes on forever and the party never ends. " - Robert Earl Keen 4.
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Quote About Driving. "If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.". - Parnelli Jones. "Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.". - Amit Kalantri. "If you no longer go for a gap that exists you are no longer a racing driver.". - Unknown.
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Funny Car Quotes & Sayings. "To attract men, I wear a perfume called ' New Car Interior .'". Rita Rudner. "If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.". Doug Larson. "I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.". Steven Wright.
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Windows down. Music up. It doesn't matter where you're going, its who you have beside you. An open road, a new adventure, and endless possibilities await. Here for the journey, not the destination Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. If you come to a fork in the road, take it This car is not my dream, it is my reality
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"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive." "Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated." - Jean Baudrillard "If you don't like how I drive, get off the sidewalk." "Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music."
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Funny Driving Sayings and Quotes Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny driving quotes, funny driving sayings, and funny driving proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey. Babs Hoffman 0 Copy
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Or to accompany your road trip pics on social media? Whatever you need them for, I decided to compile a long list of 100 awesome quotes about road trips that should help. Let's dive in! [Last updated: May 2023] Here we go, then: 100 of the best quoes about road trips I could find! Looking for road trip quotes? You might also like these:
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- Jack Kerouac "The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses." - Mario Andretti "Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey." - Babs Hoffman "Still, round the corner, there may wait, a new road or a secret gate." - John Tolkien "Do not follow where the path may lead.
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1. "They say the third time's the charm. Well, at least you're charming now!" 2. "It took a village to teach you how to drive, but you made it!" 3. "You've officially mastered the art of 'Trial and Triumph.'" 4. "They say practice makes perfect, but you've made it an art form!" 5. "You didn't pass on the first try, but you passed on all the rest!"
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As you embark on this journey, remember these funny road trip quotes that celebrate the wild stuff life has to offer: "Life is short, pack your bags and hit the road!" "Adventure awaits just around the bend - don't forget to bring snacks!" "The best stories come from unplanned detours."